Sorry guys.. I had to post it

Female comebacks

Man:

Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman:

Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.







Man:

Is this seat empty?

Woman:

Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.







Man:

Your place or mine?

Woman:

Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.







Man:

So, what do you do for a living?

Woman:

I'm a female impersonator.







Man:

Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman:

Do not enter.







Man:

How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman:

Unfertilized







Man:

Your body is like a temple.

Woman:

Sorry, there are no services today.







Man:

I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman:

But would you stay there?







Man:

If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman:

If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Some pics

	Archon 2004 A nice picture of me at Archon 2004
	Brian as Alexander "Slade" Romanova at Caine 2005
	Romanov Clan At Caine 2005 Alexander "Slade" Romanov Robert "Robo" Romanov Anya Romanova
	Charles He makes a beautiful woman ..... right????
	Pincess Charles Charles Bailey......... enuf said