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How many of each Clan does it take to sharpen a sword?
Nosferatu: One, and they always do a good job, but it's always so creepy afterwards...
Ventrue: One...to order a lackey to do it, and then use it on someone who offends them.
Gangrel: 5. One to sharpen it, four more to make the effort worth it.
Daeva: 50. One to sharpen it, 49 to oooo and ahhhh when he shows off with it.
Mekhet: 3. One to sharpen it, and one to confuse the issue.
How Many of each Covenant to sharpen same sword:
Carthians: 10! One! Five! Okay we need to get some organization here...
Ordo Dracul: One. If it's worth it. After all, it's more important that the sword be sharp on the *inside*, since the outside is merely an illusion based on stereotypes and labels put on by the Unenlightened...
Circle of the Crone: One. It's the purification...blessings...and dedication to the pantheon that takes about 30 people and three weeks...plus there's the Equinox...
Invictus: We purchase these things sharp already. If it becomes dull, it is obviously unworthy of being weilded by an Invictus.
Lancea Sanctum: One, but it requires lots of caressing, prayer, and whispers of "my precious...we shall serve Longinus, we will...yesssss my preciousss...."
Nosferatu: One, and they always do a good job, but it's always so creepy afterwards...
Ventrue: One...to order a lackey to do it, and then use it on someone who offends them.
Gangrel: 5. One to sharpen it, four more to make the effort worth it.
Daeva: 50. One to sharpen it, 49 to oooo and ahhhh when he shows off with it.
Mekhet: 3. One to sharpen it, and one to confuse the issue.
How Many of each Covenant to sharpen same sword:
Carthians: 10! One! Five! Okay we need to get some organization here...
Ordo Dracul: One. If it's worth it. After all, it's more important that the sword be sharp on the *inside*, since the outside is merely an illusion based on stereotypes and labels put on by the Unenlightened...
Circle of the Crone: One. It's the purification...blessings...and dedication to the pantheon that takes about 30 people and three weeks...plus there's the Equinox...
Invictus: We purchase these things sharp already. If it becomes dull, it is obviously unworthy of being weilded by an Invictus.
Lancea Sanctum: One, but it requires lots of caressing, prayer, and whispers of "my precious...we shall serve Longinus, we will...yesssss my preciousss...."
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