Some Definitions I receive in my e-mail this morning.

ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.


BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.


CANNIBAL:
Someone who is fed up with people.


CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born
and after they are dead.


COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.


DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.


EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.


HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold Storage.


INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.


MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better.


RAISIN:
Grape with a sunburn.


SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.


SKELETON:
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.


TOOTHACHE:
The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.


YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed.


WRINKLES:
Something other people have.
You have character lines.

My mental and written list of things I need to do

Skaf is leaving for Wisconsin today for 10 days. I was supposed to go but would have had to take my van because I have to be back to work too early. So he is, again, spending his vacation time without me. It is ok though cause we are going back up next month for a few days and then I am off to GenCon. We tend to take separate vacations every other year. Kind of weird but it works for us.

I have a wedding tomorrow evening for two of the most wonderful friends in the world. I am so happy that they finally decided to tie the knot! A cuddly Panda bear and the most beautiful Shewolf. They are a perfect couple and have been there for each other for a good number of years.

My other goals for this weekend are to rearrange our bedroom and go through a lot of crap and either throw it out or donate it to goodwill. That will make Skaf extremely happy. I tend to be a pack rat!