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stormiestl
stormiestl10) You're guaranteed to get a little something in the sack.
9) If you're tired, wait 10 mins then go at it again!
8) The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7) You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some!
6) It's OK when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else.... because you are!
5) Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.
4) If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.
3) It doesnt matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2) Less guilt the morning after.
AND.......the number one reason.............
1) YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
9) If you're tired, wait 10 mins then go at it again!
8) The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7) You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some!
6) It's OK when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else.... because you are!
5) Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.
4) If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.
3) It doesnt matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2) Less guilt the morning after.
AND.......the number one reason.............
1) YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
