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stormiestl
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A Richardson, Texas policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but
wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem -- a 12 year old boy was
standing up the road with a hand painted sign which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD".
The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading
"TIPS" and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!)
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BETTER
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated
radar post in Plano, Texas. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute,
he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with
another mailed photo of handcuffs.
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BEST
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the TX State Trooper
walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet
you are going to sell me a ticket to the Texas State Police Ball." He
replied, "Texas State Troopers don't have balls." There was a moment of
silence while she smiled and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed
his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was laughing too hard to
start her car
A Richardson, Texas policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but
wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem -- a 12 year old boy was
standing up the road with a hand painted sign which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD".
The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading
"TIPS" and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!)
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
BETTER
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated
radar post in Plano, Texas. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute,
he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with
another mailed photo of handcuffs.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
BEST
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the TX State Trooper
walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet
you are going to sell me a ticket to the Texas State Police Ball." He
replied, "Texas State Troopers don't have balls." There was a moment of
silence while she smiled and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed
his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was laughing too hard to
start her car
