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Female comebacks



Man:

Haven't I seen you someplace before?


Woman:


Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.








Man:


Is this seat empty?


Woman:


Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.








Man:


Your place or mine?


Woman:


Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.








Man:


So, what do you do for a living?


Woman:


I'm a female impersonator.








Man:

Hey baby, what's your sign?


Woman:

Do not enter.








Man:

How do you like your eggs in the morning?


Woman:

Unfertilized








Man:

Your body is like a temple.


Woman:

Sorry, there are no services today.








Man:

I would go to the end of the world for you.


Woman:

But would you stay there?








Man:

If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.


Woman:

If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

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