Sorry guys.. I had to post it

[stormiestl]

Female comebacks

Man:

Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman:

Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.







Man:

Is this seat empty?

Woman:

Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.







Man:

Your place or mine?

Woman:

Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.







Man:

So, what do you do for a living?

Woman:

I'm a female impersonator.







Man:

Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman:

Do not enter.







Man:

How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman:

Unfertilized







Man:

Your body is like a temple.

Woman:

Sorry, there are no services today.







Man:

I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman:

But would you stay there?







Man:

If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman:

If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.