New Evening Classes for Men

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Do not yell at me... a MAN sent this to me.


NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!!!


 ALL ARE
WELCOME
 OPEN TO MEN ONLY


    The course
covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:

DAY
ONE
HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide
presentation

TOILET PAPER ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE
HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET
& FLOOR
Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)

DISHES
& SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER
BY
THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.

LOSS OF
VIRILITY
Losing the remote control to your significant other - Help line and
support
groups

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in
the right place instead of turning the house
upside down while screaming -
Open forum

DAY TWO
EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR
THE GARBAGE CAN?
Group discussion and role play

HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING
HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation

REAL
MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who
did

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL
PARKS?
Driving simulation

LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES
BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
Online class and role playing

HOW
TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and
breathing techniques

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN
YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class

GETTING
OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual
counselors
available