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A joke
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up hershower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in atowel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob,the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you$800 to drop that towel," after thinking for a moment, the woman dropsher towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bobhands her $800 dollars and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the toweland goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks,"Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies."Great!" the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owesme?"Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining tocredit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a positionto prevent avoidable exposure.
http://www.malevole.com/mv/misc/killerquiz/
A joke
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up hershower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in atowel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob,the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you$800 to drop that towel," after thinking for a moment, the woman dropsher towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bobhands her $800 dollars and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the toweland goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks,"Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies."Great!" the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owesme?"Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining tocredit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a positionto prevent avoidable exposure.
