Points to Ponder

[stormiestl]

I got these in my email today. Thought I would pass them along.

Point to Ponder

If a tin whistle is made out of tin (and it is), then what, exactly, is fog horn made out of?

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

I believe the only time the world beats a path to my door is when I'm in the bathroom.

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

What WAS the best thing before sliced bread?